Are you or do you know a wide-sitter?
Then you have come to the right place for what – if it were up to us – will become the latest craze: crotch jewels
We have recently started selling unique crotch jewels!
Crotch jewels for the small budget, more expensive ‘royal’ crotch jewels and extravagant crotch jewels.
What are wide-sitters?
You probably know them: wide-sitters are men who, when they sit on a free-standing comfortable chair – think of visitors at a birthday party, or participants in a TV quiz – sit with their legs as wide as possible.
They prefer to push their knees, provided the armrests leave enough space for this, past the sides of their chair, so that the other guests, or the viewers at home, have a good view of their crotch.
A beautiful solution: crotch jewels!
Men, we can imagine that it is difficult for you to keep your legs closer together in a civilized way if you need that extra space, or think you need it, or if you tend to sweat a lot there. Yet it is not a pretty sight, that wide sit. And we have recently found a solution for that: crotch jewels!
Give your spectators something beautiful to look at!
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If you do exhibit a large crotch area of your dress pants or jeans, then you might as well hang one of our unique pieces of jewelry in front of it!
Feel free to take a look around our website and discover crotch jewels for every budget!
How does it work?
You attach your crotch jewel to your belt, to the belt loops of your trousers, or to an included suspension system.
We supply a made to measure velvet bag with it, in which you can store the crotch jewel when you get up again.
A small selection from our wonderful assortment:
– Leather patches on leather cords, with an image of your choice, such as a tiger’s head.
– A network of chains in gold (color) or silver (color) or a piece of sturdy chainmail.
– Leather belts, leather laces, link chains and cords, for around your waist (available in all possible sizes), to hang your crotch jewel on.
– A braid of beads, in all kinds of motifs.
– For the larger wallet: gold or platinum jewelry, set with small or large gemstones.
– Gold or platinum coats of arms (think of your family crest).
– And for the extravagant wide-sitter: colorful cross jewels with glass beads, mirrors and feathers in all kinds of colors and sizes.
– Do you have special requests? Then we will make a unique crotch jewel for you!
Don’t miss this opportunity!
From now on, sit beautifully wide and receive admiration from everyone!
Buy your crotch jewels from us now!