BG 263 – Crotch Jewels
Are you or do you know a wide-sitter?
Then you have come to the right place for what – if it were up to us – will become the latest craze: crotch jewels
We have recently started selling unique crotch jewels!
Crotch jewels for the small budget, more expensive ‘royal’ crotch jewels and extravagant crotch jewels.
What are wide-sitters?
You probably know them: wide-sitters are men who, when they sit on a free-standing comfortable chair – think of visitors at a birthday party, or participants in a TV quiz – sit with their legs as wide as possible.
They prefer to push their knees, provided the armrests leave enough space for this, past the sides of their chair, so that the other guests, or the viewers at home, have a good view of their crotch.
A beautiful solution: crotch jewels!
Men, we can imagine that it is difficult for you to keep your legs closer together in a civilized way if you need that extra space, or think you need it, or if you tend to sweat a lot there. Yet it is not a pretty sight, that wide sit. And we have recently found a solution for that: crotch jewels!
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